shouldnt:

Teachers who put both all of the above and none of the above as choices on exams are the worst type of teachers.

thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

text-posters:

my life can be most accurately described by the sound a wet sponge makes when you throw it on the floor

rebagled:

"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"

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lunar-bunnie:

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don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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